It was some time ago that Sluggaz the Chaos Thug was abducted by the Lamian Vampires to be their slave and ultimately a Thrall and personal bodyguard of Barbs herself.
Louie McFly, Chosen of Nurgle and fly mutant, decided that it was high time that this foolishness was put to an end and that Sluggaz needed to return to the service of Chaos.
Louie and his warband track the vampires down to a remote graveyard and Barbs picks up the rotten stench as they draw near, summoning the dead to fight them off.
Louie's entourage consists of a unit of choas warriors with the burning banner, a unit of Chosen - including himself, a unit of mounted chaos knights and a rogue minotaur.
Barbs and her familliar, Felix, raise a unit of skeleton spears, and a skeleton sword unit, as well as skeletal cavalry with a hell knight champion.
From the woods, dire wolves and rat swarms are summoned.
From the woods, dire wolves and rat swarms are summoned.
Things kick off with Louie summoning a vortex of chaos which wanders around dangerously close to his own unit before heading to the unit of warrors. He ends the spell before it consumes his own troops as the undead begin their advance.
Barbs summons a few zombies from the graveyard and the wolves burst from the forest.
Louie casts Demonic Vitality on the Minotaur, who speedily runs to the graveyard wall, setting an ambush for any that would come close. He orders his warriors forward, saying "fzzt. bvvszrt, frzzzpp."
Blessed by Nurgle, the warriors understand because they can speak fly.
Blessed by Nurgle, the warriors understand because they can speak fly.
Barbs is not fooled by the ambush and halts the advance of the wolves, sending in the rats first and manouvering the cavalry, wary of the chaos knights, who howl insults and curses into the night air.
Barbs summons more and more zombies from the earth to join their rotting brothers and Sluggaz joins them, spinning his magic sickle of speed.
Louie summons another vortex of chaos, this time consuming one of the three rat swarms.
Barbs uses her vampiric powers to turn into a giant bat and fly into the middle of the graveyard where she cannot be attacked, and charges the rats into the chaos warriors. The rats do not get past the armour of the warriors and are in turn mashed to a pulp.
The warriors turn to the other side of the battlefield as Louie and Barbs dispel eachothers magic.
Sluggaz and the zombies charge the Chosen and manage to kill a few of their number before many zombies are also cut down.
Sluggaz and the zombies charge the Chosen and manage to kill a few of their number before many zombies are also cut down.
Barbs once again changes into a giant bat and charges the Chosen Chaos Warriors, dispatching a few with her Bloodrinker sword. One of the Chosen, his skin deathly pale spits at Sluggaz, claiming "I too have vampiric blood, whelp!" before Sluggaz slices his head from his neck with his sickle.
The battle rages as the remaining zombies are cut down and crumble.
The battle rages as the remaining zombies are cut down and crumble.
The chaos vortex, moving randomly around the battlefield, clips the unit of skeleton spears and rips their bones apart. The rest continue slowly toward the rest of the battle, too far away to assist their fighting masters.
The othe side of the graveyard becomes a mass attack, as the rats, wolves, cavalry, hell knight, minotaur, chaos knights and chaos warriors all charge together in a miasma of fang, claw, metal and bone. The rats are instantly eliminated and the chaos warrios make short work of the skeleton sword unit, while the hell knight and chaos knights smash into eachother. The roar of battle fills the night.
One of the Chosen swings at Barbs with his mace and breaks ribs. Annoyed, Barbs thrusts Blooddrinker into the warrior's torso and exsanguates his body till it is a lifeless husk. Using the blood, she heals the wound. Using the flat of his burning blade, Ulchin the Horrid, Champion of Chaos slams it down on Sluggaz's skull, rendering him unconscious.
Horrified, Barbs screams at the champion, but Louie, whilst yelling, "bzzfft bvvt svvfftz", swings his Headsman's axe with great precision, lopping off Barbs' head.
Her corpse falls to the ground and the rest of the undead warband begin to crumble.
The wolves retreat back to the forest and the skeletal horde falls to piles of skull and bone.
The wolves retreat back to the forest and the skeletal horde falls to piles of skull and bone.
Louie McFly picks up the vampire's severed head and holding it high, exclaims:
"Fzzbrt, bfzzt wrzzzt bvfrrzzt!"
"Fzzbrt, bfzzt wrzzzt bvfrrzzt!"
